I plan to get mine in 2009!

It's been close to forever since I have blogged. Shame on me! I'm sorry, but at least now I can fill you up with all that Marsha goodness you've been missing.

Let's start back from Thanksgiving, shall we?

Thanksgiving: It was the usual greatness of smoking and eating all day. Heather and I cooked dinner and hung out all day. It was a great time. Morris! MORRIS!!!!!!!

Shortly after Thanksgiving I started working my new crappy (and seasonal) job at Macy's. I hate the work of retail, but it was a paycheck and you can't really pass that up now-a-days. I got along with everyone I worked with for the most part, but Macy's treats their employees horribly. I'm talking Wal-mart level of treatment. It's not cool at all. That and my boss was a massive asshole. He was the kind of fat guy that sweated just by standing up!

Christmas: I managed to get a few people gifts, but not everyone on my list. The remaining five will get their gifts, but I had other things that take precedence first. You know, like bills and other type things. Everyone has been nice about it so far, but there is one ass who shall remain nameless that actually asked me where his gift was. Being that I am trying to rise above all the shit in 2009, I let that one slide.

The dinner was nice, and everyone was happy.

New Years: I hung out with Heather and Luis and friends at Luis's house. It was fun, and I got a nice little buzz too. You don't need to go all out to celebrate the holiday, and what with the lack of money it proved to be a smart idea to stay in.

I have a lot of goals in 2009. Every month has a goal, and I have a lot of expectations for myself. And even if I don't reach all of my goals, I'll know I gave it my best.

I've also decided that men need to take a backseat in my life. 2008 was riddled with stupid drama from lameass guys I can't stand. I just want to enjoy myself and get to know the type of woman I aspire to become.

Me and several good friends come up with our Celebrity Death List every year of people we think will die in the coming months of 2009. Now, so far no one on my list has died. But I think I'm getting close.

Here's the list now:

1. Elizabeth Taylor - It's only a matter of time. She's been on my list every year so far too.
2. Hulk Hogan - He's gotta go some time.
3. Lil Wayne - He's one of the best out there. And he's also admitted he's addicted to codeine. It's only a matter of time before he pulls a Tupac as well.
4. Whitney Houston - Her career is dead so she may as well be too!
5. Pete Doherty - Maybe he'll get stabbed in jail to the benefit of us all.
6. Tyler Perry - How many of those stupid shows and movies are you going to make?! We fucking get it.
7. Aubrey O'Day - All that plastic surgery destroyed her, as well as Danity Kane. Time to die, bitch!
8. Vanilla Ice - Why does he still breathe?
9. Mickey Rourke - He may have made an outstanding movie last year, but he is still an outstanding asshole in my book.
10. Amy Winehouse - Come on man. Wouldn't you choose her?!

And that's all she wrote for the list!

Now I am just in search of a job for the month of January! Throw a prayer for me if you can.